April 2012
67 posts
WHEN I DO MEDICATION TEACHING TO MY PATIENTS
WHEN I RANT ABOUT NURSING SCHOOL
PARENTS
SIBLINGS
NON NURSING FRIENDS
NURSING FRIENDS
WHEN I'M IN THE HOSPITAL AND HUNG OVER
I’M LIKE
WHAT I DO ON THE WEEKENDS
WHEN MY FAMILY TELLS ME ABOUT NEW MEDICAL ADVICE...
THEY’RE LIKE
AND I’M LIKE
WHEN MY PATIENT SAYS THANK YOU TO ME
I’M LIKE
BECAUSE I LOVE BEING A NURSE
WHAT YOU FEEL LIKE AFTER TAKING YOUR MED SURG...
THEN I’M LIKE
WHEN I'M MAKING A PRESENTATION IN CLASS
THERE’S ALWAYS THAT ONE PERSON OUT TO GET ME
WHEN I'M TAKING A TEST AND I NARROW THE ANSWERS...
I WANT TO BE LIKE THIS IN CLASS
BUT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS SO NO ONE THINKS I’M CHEATING
WHEN "THAT" KID ASKS ANOTHER QUESTION IN CLASS
MY PROFESSOR IS LIKE
WHEN YOU GO ON A STUDY DATE
BEFORE YOU SEE A LIVE BIRTH
AFTER YOU SEE A LIVE BIRTH
WHEN YOUR PATIENT IS PLAYING WITH THE CALL BELL
I’M LIKE
WHEN I GO TO BED EARLY THE NIGHT BEFORE CLINICAL...
WHEN I KNOW THERE IS SOMEONE FAMOUS ON MY FLOOR
WHEN MY PATIENT GETS LORAZEPAM
AND WHEN I TRY TO WAKE THEM UP
WHEN STUDYING FOR PHARM AND YOU REALIZE NAUSEA AND...
I’M LIKE
WHEN I TRY TO EXPLAIN TO SOMEONE THE DIFFERENCE...
I’M LIKE
WHEN I WAKE UP REALIZING I'M LATE FOR CLINICAL
AT FIRST I’M LIKE
THEN I’M LIKE
EVERYTIME MY PROFESSOR TELLS ME I SHOULD BECOME A...
I’M LIKE
WHEN ALL MY NON NURSING FRIENDS HAVE JOBS
AND THEY ASK ME IF I HAVE A JOB YET I’M LIKE
WHEN I MAKE A STUDY GUIDE FOR A FINAL
AND MY FRIENDS ARE BEGGING ME FOR IT I WANT TO BE LIKE
BUT IN REALITY I’M LIKE
WHEN SOMEONE CALCULATES AN IV DRIP RATE WRONG
I’M JUST LIKE
AND THEY’RE ALWAYS LIKE
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU WAKE YOUR PATIENT UP...
WHEN I GO TO MY PSYCH CLINICAL
EXPECTATION
REALITY
WHEN MY CLINICAL INSTRUCTOR FIXES THE PUMP
I’M LIKE
WHEN MY PATIENT IS CALLING FOR ME
ON A SLOW DAY I’M LIKE
ON AN EXHAUSTING DAY I’M LIKE
AND MY CLINICAL INSTRUCTOR IS LIKE
WHEN I'M ASKED TO MAKE A BED WITH A PATIENT IN IT
IN THE BEGINNING OF NURSING SCHOOL I WAS LIKE
BUT NOW I’M LIKE
WHEN I DO SOMETHING WRONG AND MY CLINICAL...
I WANT TO BE LIKE
BUT IN REALITY I’M LIKE
WHEN YOU CAN'T GET THAT BUBBLE OUT OF YOUR SYRINGE
I’M LIKE
ME DURING FINALS WEEK AS A SENIOR
WHEN YOUR FRIEND THINKS THEY HAVE THE DISEASE YOU...
THEY’RE LIKE
I’M LIKE
WHEN YOU BRING YOUR PATIENT GO LIGHTLY COLON PREP...
I’M LIKE
AND THEY’RE LIKE
WHEN YOUR FRIEND TELLS YOU THAT GRADES ARE UP
I’M LIKE
WHEN I WALK INTO A CODE
THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO LOOK LIKE
THIS IS WHAT I ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE
WHEN YOUR PATIENT WANTS A COMB
THIS IS WHAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY DOING
WHEN I USE PURELL ALL DAY
MY HANDS TURN INTO
WHEN YOU SIT BEHIND THAT TALL PERSON IN CLASS
I’M LIKE
WHEN MY SINGLE NURSING FRIENDS SEE A HOT BOY ON...
THEY’RE LIKE
AND I’M LIKE
WHEN I ASK A QUESTION IN CLASS
MY PROFESSOR IS LIKE
AND I’M LIKE
WHAT MY $100 MATERNITY TEXT BOOK TAUGHT ME
WHEN YOU FINALLY UNDERSTAND PRELOAD AND AFTERLOAD
WHEN YOU FINALLY REMEMBER THE NORMAL RANGE OF LAB...
I’M JUST LIKE
THAT CREEPY PATIENT IN THE HALLWAY STARING AT YOU
WHEN I TRY NEW SCRUBS ON FOR THE FIRST TIME
WHAT EVERY LITTLE KID ON A PEDS FLOOR
IS LIKE TO ME
WHEN I HAVE TO COLLECT A SPUTUM SAMPLE
I’M LIKE
WHEN YOU BREAK STERILE FIELD
And Your Instructor is like
And I’m just like
WHEN YOU'RE LATE TO CLINICAL
Like Nothing Happened
ACUTE PSYCH
Me after 2 minutes
After 10 Minutes
WHEN YOU SEE HOW MANY MORNING MEDS YOU HAVE TO...
I’m like